Law quad @ #umich tonight

This strain of buttock is particularly virulent.

Warm weather means strolls in the park, studying outside... terrorizing squirrels?

Wow, SOMEONE sure is condescending today.

[NAIL [POLISH AND]] ENGLISH DEPT.

I am prepared to write this paper in the next 10 hours.

re\mem\bered. Yahoo Answers is providing me with many hours of amusement.

Ending sentences in prepositions. Just don't do it.

Or, Today's Dinner. Clearly, I am in need of sleep.

Was given a pot of Play-doh to play with in class today. My life is now complete.

Nighttime stroll down State St.

Again, WTF, people. The phrase "separation of church and state" is bandied around, but the concept was established for a reason.

First, WTF. And also, I sense a rigged poll.