Well, my carrot metaphor is getting better (yes, I grow them)...

I cannot decide if my growing carrots is a better metaphor for my career or my penis size.

My broccoli has bolted (no, that's not a metaphor).

@jamesurbaniak I will get him.

Yo-yo Ma at the Hollywood Bowl. Life is goooood.

P.S. I'm drunk. (Aren't I always?)

Little bit 'o Heaven, right there!

Well, I have the prize! (Now to come up with a contest)

In the office of Dean Hodes.

Some Weedy boys. (Time between shots)

Wilson and Hodes...frenimies (ask a teen if I spelled that right)