Well good morning to you too, Mr. Skip James.

Do you live in CA36? Get off your butt and go vote for Janice Hahn. Can't wax passionate about her but her opponent's nutcrackers.

Pig roast!

Swine Watch 2011: success!

A visual. Just to properly torture @psmithnv

Mr. Skip James, feelin' the fuck outta the new @jeangreasy. #cookiesorcomas

All up in the kitchen in my heels. Dinnertime. #Beyoncedanceandslumberparty #success

T-7 days till I'm officially a resident of Venice. And of course the veggies are in before I am.

Fresh from the garden. Soon to be: kale salad a la Gjelina, pasta, chocolate chip cookies.

Adorable! He told the housekeeper not to come in so he could clean up himself. So much for breakfast. #goldilocksandthethreeboys

If I weren't attempting the most incredible desert I've ever had, this would be crazy good. Worthy of pride. Such as it is, eh.

Cooling outside. It's faster that way. I NEED to know how they taste!

Oh this is happening. It's really happening.

It begins...

What being awoken at 8am on a Sat after a Fri night Prince show looks like.

Why yes, the mandoline DID just slice thru the sponge and into my finger. Worth it for this attempt at Gjelina's kale salad though.

Stacks n stacks.

Must beg Gjelina to bring back the Cara Cara tart as these fuckers are clearly still in season.

Aw Mr. Skip James. See what happens when you vacuum the floor with your face?

Thanks for the reminder LA. After a weekend in the mountains, I surely needed it.