Damn you, Twitter. Now look what you made me do

Crab boil at @lfgbear2's with @TeacherDaveB and @DesertDaph  #ourmemorialdayisbetterthanyours

Eating pie in a hottub. Why? Because this is goddamn America!

Eating smores in a hottub while watching Raiders of the Lost Ark on a projector... because this is goddamn America

Eating pre in a hottub... because this is goddamn America http://

Eating pie in a hottub... because this is goddamn America

I didn't realize these were obstructed view seats...

It speaks volumes about Coyotes fanship that a #BeatLA chant confounded the arena after 20 seconds

How many words can you make using the letters in AVENGERS ASSEMBLE?

Not as much fun as earlier...

$1 drafts and boobies. Can someone pick up my kids at school?

I can't have BOOBLVR, but this is okay? #ohthereare2ns #mymistake

New license plates! Need to get a green car now

@drbaischir Look who came to my job one day back in 2003. (I was named after this guy: http://bit.ly/Jm4bB5)

@drbaischir Look who came to my job one day back in 2003. (Actually, I was named after this guy: http://bit.ly/Jm4bB5)

"What? That's... that's Paul Bearer! Paul Bearer is back. And OH MY GOD, IT'S KANE! KANE IS BACK!" #bestrawever

"Well, the Rock says it's not 5-on-1, it's 5-on...2" #bestrawever #goosebumps

Rock gets Kevin Kelly excited about losing his virginity... then reveals a new shirt #bestrawever

Before we hear from The Rock, let's learn a little more about an emerging superstar... TAZZ. #bestrawever