A french farming magazine of old. Dirty buggers!

An arousing weather report.

Possibly the most realistic sex doll you will ever see!

This doll watches you while you sleep! Don't have nightmares.

Only £70. A bargain!

You too can own your own Tippi Hedren doll!

I've never voted Tory - made here http://bit.ly/9F4peF #ivenevervotedtory

I've never voted Tory - made here http://bit.ly/9F4peF #ivenevervotedtory

Apologies for this rather lame take on the Conservative poster.

Me on my 21st Birthday. For my 10,000th tweet

Westminster Bridge London. Bridge design FAIL!

Say hello to farmer @Mo_Jesus 'GET ORFE MOI LAAAAND!!'

My morning Tea consumption at work.

Just had my pic taken. Feeling a bit grumpy now that the weekend is over.

Upside down football #upsidedownmonday

Upside down house #upsidedownmonday

Upside down cute hamster #upsidedownmonday

Armadillo upside down (dead) #upsidedownmonday

1974 version of Swallows and Amazons, the great childrens story. Genuine subtitles. Is this really suitable behaviour for children?