I just bought the tightest pair o' jeans known to (wo)man.

After leaving its marks on the fridge, my Tool fandom has conquered the bathroom as well.

FUCKING MOSQUITOES ON MOTHERFUCKING 'ROIDS

My dear old friend, pretending to be asleep but always keeping an eye on me

HIPSTER BLING

WOW indeed.

...conference about the sustainability of pollen consumption?

Fried, peeled eggplants look like... I don't even know. Dead octopussies? Aborted alien fetuses?

I tried to keep my feet dry. Of course I failed. RIP white socks o' mine...

Yuck!

HOLY FLASH FLOOD BATMAN

The daddy of all rain showers caught me miles away from home. Luckily I found shelter just in time

I GOT BANGS NOW

I'm about to eat a bunch of these with whipped cream & then wash 'em down with green tea + lemon juice...

My Sad Trent. Won't go into @TRaseveryone cuz some1 beat me to the meme...

Keanu has a sad

Sumerian

Heh.

CUUUNTS & COOOOOCKS!!!!! - or: the entire MTV Movie Awards summed up in 1 glorious picture.

I made this for niccageaseveryone.blogspot.com but it hasn't been updated since March: Nic Cage as Jeffree Star