@fonduvictory @twinkiechan get a white picket fence and one of these. #GetOffMyLawn

Not a filter. Just my heat lamp.

@HeadOfHOFFhold leg lamp. Thank you very much. I have the best husband.

I got into bed and realized I had to straighten my weave for the party on Wednesday. Whoops!

It's official the abomination that is my lower lip is thanks to my stomach flu. Thanks vomit. For making me look and feel yucky!

At hubz new eye doctor. This is fascinating. Yes, that's a blue Marlin AND a photo of George Bush. Yay.

I asked @zambicandy to draw hubz and I for our anniversary invites. She just started and I'm in love! Amazeballz!

Hey @twinkiechan I totes forgot! I wore the awesome Rainbow Layer Cake pin you made me to my at show!

Hubz and I exchanged early anniversary gifts. His was something he can't live without. Mine is just too fucking CUTE!

Yes, I'm addicted to the Big Bang Theory.

Do I let the dog stare at me or do I block her view? #SheHatesFlash

Last nights Colombia look using @sugarpillmakeup.

Okay. Playing some WoW to take my mind off of how exciting my life is today!

Home crap Home. #JustKidding #Tahoe

Home grown, sweet, fall strawberry.

BITCH! BITCH!! BITCH!!!

This is actually a way for factually accurate depiction. And when I say depiction I mean I just woke up to.

Duuuude. Major morning FRO!!!!

Being bored with out my iPhone...as per usual I am procrastinating anything else I SHOULD be doing...HA.