Free to good home:
My name is Spartacus, and due to the tyranny of the Belmont Residence Life department I am being evicted from my warm and loving home. I don't eat much, and rarely make noise. Me and my best friend wheely are fun-loving happy creatures who just need a new place to stay for a few months. As much as I love my current landlord, against her wishes I must leave. Won't you adopt me until I can return to my loving woman's ownership? ♥ Sparty