This is my cupcake. There are others like it but this one is fucking huge.

They think we're a gay couple and brought us a free ice cream to eat or cover ourselves with.

Minja being horrifically attacked by soccer-ball and peachy! Some say he died that day.

@Jack_Fletcher 31 for me! I'm gon eat yo cheese!

@2nd_Goalie check out the grey English squirrel tweeting from his natural environment!

Trying to find gifts for omfgers, you want this @FuRyUs_?

Behold. That's 5kg of gold right there.

@Jay6Seven83 I've been waiting to try out mah new toy!

Yank money is so weird! But I'm ready for SDCC yo!

I've been having trouble sleeping.

This is the biggest queue I've ever been in

@PinkTinx you saying I shouldn't use this one? But it makes me feel like an F1 driver!

#BikeTweet BYO awesome engine sound effects.

Not mine, but you're welcome:

I'm going to eat you.

Lunch! (no homo)

@sharkodile can we still be friends?

Hey @sharkodile I've got good news and bad news...

No big deal. Anyone got an apple sitting on top of their head?

@CaptainOuchie you just lost a cherished childhood memory for THIS