It's Mother's Day soon, so what better present to get your dear old mum?

For those who didn't see it: the world's most bemused-looking reindeer and her beautiful Auntie Laura

In cheerier middle-of-the-night Christmas news, here is the world's loveliest and most bemused reindeer:

Baby Lily is six months old today! She's just started solid food. (Well, she's just started spitting it out...)

Here are the Milky Bar brownies, made using this recipe http://is.gd/ASvifo They are almost unbelievably delicious

Today, using this tasty recipe [http://is.gd/s5ow2V] I made a West Country apple cake, served with clotted cream:

Raspberries? "Fruity"? Never! What's next, "vegetable-like" lettuce?

I made a ganache. Apparently this has nothing to do with Dennis the Menace's dog. Here's the cake:

Like father, like daughter: baby Lily aged 12 weeks old (she still looks nothing like me! I look like the au pair)

Here's a picture of baby Lily aged two days old. She looks a lot more like her Daddy @GwynTopham than she does me!

Shortage of vases? Sink too small? Toiletvase has the perfect solution!

Photoshoot Tip #2: Do not pose by a door just before its owner opens it and stares at you like you're a weirdo.

Photoshoot Tip #1: Do not allow your hair to eat your face.

Even though I fall squarely in the left-hand camp, I found this hilariously funny.

Great-uncle, me and my grandmother. A prize for anyone who can guess how old my grandmother is...?