#TDS LOL

Only a true nerd brings a chart of 248 BP readings to his doctor. :)

Whoa! Slow down, Mitt. They just like everyone else less!

Molasses cookies fresh from oven. What is this with me baking lately? :)

Java In A Nutshell - a 2-1/4 inch thick nutshell! :)

Tried following semi until freeway turned & I lost his shadow

Send from my iPhone. :(

Distracted loveliness.

Ok. If you say so

Wooo-hoooo!! Hotel upgraded my room for free. I know what I'm going to do tonight. Too bad I'm alone. :/

In room whirlpool tub & kong-size bed. Damn! I need a woman to share this with!

Stop by fucking cops in Iowa for bullshit reason part of my license plate was covered!

Dinner at Hot Rod Cafe. :D

Heath effects of long walk to Starbucks obviated by White Chocolate Mocha.

The Monkey watching me impatiently waiting for me to produce. :)

This is how all grandpas set up when they go visit kids/grandkids. Right?

Thunder & lightning rolling off nearby mountains to West of me.

Not crowded yet. Where are all the beautiful people? Oh wait. There aren't any in this area.

New dress code for @weatherchannel gals - stiletto heels? :D