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The Cotton Bowl rings are BIG. Got a condo on my finger, girl. (s/o to hand model @Lilleno)
The hell you say to me?
Phil Mickelson is sporting an interesting outfit today.
Today’s forecast: Golfy with a chance of beer
Cheers, @MUBloodDrive. You’re helping to make this beer that much more enjoyable.
It’s over and it was brilliant. Cheers, you beautiful bastards.
Let's go live to Derek the RA's room. How're you feeling, Derek?
On one hand, I've been rooting for the Gators the whole tournament. On the other, PUPPIES.
Florida's D already chompin' fools like they did against UCLA.
The Final Four is about to start and you don't know squat, you big dummy. Read this. LEARN. sbn.to/1hcDleC
Just doin' the 100 career wins dance.
1-0 Cardinals. Game over, send in the dancing pitcher.
Kolten Wong's involvement in ANYTHING this year = PUNS. If you're not a fan,
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