RT @coruskatie "..our heroine struts around the pool table with her jeans about her ankles."-- That fateful moment...

Final tally of #TheOnlyConstantIsChange = $2040 (minus shrapnel and @coruskatie tax). Thanks for playing.

Tally up to $1600 so far, this much to go... #TheOnlyConstantIsChange

Counting the piggy bank, any guesses on final tally? #TheOnlyConstantIsChange

Planets, too many you have.

So chilly in #Adelaide even the suburbs are staying under a blanket today.

Some burn out, some fade away, @TashStoodley goes nuclear and takes us all with her. Bless.

Livin' the dream.

Even my Foursquare-hating followers have to appreciate this, CENTURION BARFLY:

Sorry for all the smoke today #Adelaide, my mate can't handle Taco Tuesday.

The GFC and Baby Bonus $cheme have hit the Family Planning clinic hard.

Installed a pedometer, turns out the term for someone who loves to walk is 'pedophile'.

Duckface.

Come to me, jungle friends!

Mayannaise.

Taste the rainbow!

Someone said you look like an owl...

I want a refund.

*waves*

@AlisonKate_ They're ok.