Lovely view from 23 floors up this evening

Careful how you say that:

Oh, very good...

@Glinner I think I've found a slogan for your gallantry drive

I love a positive, life-affirming motto

Wow. Who knew that bread came in male and female varieties?

Just been in Schindler's Lift. It was alright but I don't know why they made a movie about it

Since when did Great Britain belong to Jamie fucking Oliver?

@keileybobs Tricky, cos all I had to go by was a history of Twitter avatars in which you've been defaced!

@keileybobs ok, sending this off to MB Games now

God, I *so* hope this is not a euphemism...

I didn't see that coming...

Awww... do you think they broke up?

@LBofHavering What idiot parks on a yellow line, on the wrong side of the road, obscured from view by a hill? Oh, right

@BBC_TopGear what kind of idiot parks on wrong side of the road, on a yellow line, on the brow of a bridge? Well...

Tesco really know how to attract the key demographic don't they? Cunningly this was on a shelf next to the Lion Bars

@Glinner I think the BBC News website is trying to convince us that it's a disorganized world out there #bbcnews

If only there was someone whose job it is to rid us of the menace of illegally parked vehicles... oh hang on...

This is a serious and shocking story. I must not laugh at the poor lady's name. I mustn't. MUSTN'T... pfffff! Snigger!

#NewInk healing nicely. #JayneDoe Studio Essex #tattoo