This is UAE Brett...courtesy of the Desert Safari I did while in Dubai.

Ayudame???this is my cab driver!!!!

WHAT? Why does it say I only have 844 tweets???? I've got a few thousand!!! #twitterFAIL

Chevy Chase got a zoo today? #wmata #fail

Crowd in line waiting to try that new set of stairs #wmata has been testing. Location: Farragut North.

Jesus just texted me. He wants his shoes back. Please and thank you.

Ohhh. I'm digging this hottie on the bus.

This is how I spent my Saturday.

This is how I spent my Saturday.

#sayNOtodrugs

#sayNOtodrugs

Is this a fucking joke? What is this man doing at my bus stop?

This line for a damn cupcake is ridiculous!!!

PROOF!!!

What is this feature on www.washingtonpost.com? @kealan10 It shows me your name!