About 23 years ago I timed my labour with this clock

London and ting

Quietly weeps

.@Xxnimmy clearing out boxes found this pic of me & my dad he must be about 43/44 there HOW YOUNG LOOKING? def where I get it from

He's actually making me too hot but the love is too good to make him move

For those that missed it, here is my son coming 0.00.09 seconds behind the WORLD champion at karting today

We made him do it :-)

In celebration I am going to watch ice skating finals on the BIG telly with my trophy and no arguments!

Boom!

@p1tsy *cough*

The Boss has arrived.. No more mucking about

I need a wee. The toilets are MILES* away. *bit far

Breakfast

Look what @XxNimmy did!

I shall have to sit on the sofa with music channels on and 'chair dance' instead. And read this.

My mum in 'actually a funny photo' shocker! They're looking after a neighbours dog. Cat not impressed..

In other news I took a fucking EXCELLENT sunrise picture. I am awesome.

@chickenprincess the second best thing from the merica, cat food dispenser & water cooler #LAZYBITCH

I got petrol. That means I you have to buy Ribena. It's the rules. #petrolrules

In much sweeter news I received an update picture from the boy I sponsor in Kenya. CUTE.