My mum makes the best cakes

I'm so cool xox everybody luv me

In the museum with @wethany and she's really scared of this haha pussy

Wet myself

Sign on a shop in Houston Texas from 2009, fucking unbelievable, what a disgrace.

He should come shopping in the Asda I work In! #LFC

I will have nightmares tonight.

Ajax fans are true legends

Is my postman blind or what? Clearly says 9 not 3..

L.M.F.A.O what the fuck is this?! #WhyOhWhy

Does this look like it was built to look like an owl? @wethany thinks it is but I think she's having a laugh

@TomSpit yes, you haven't refreshed you cock

Look at all these spam accounts, it's crazy.

Further proof. Evra knew exactly what he was doing.

Clearly Evra who denied the handshake

I really want this #LFC

HAHAHA it's actually him! Torres!

@ZOO_UK did this when it snowed last year, still quite proud.

These spam account, good god, stop following.

Why the fuck was there so many coats hanging up?! Only three people live in this house haha