In honor of #captainpicardday

Check out what I got @nashoba for his birthday!

Last night's dinner: "veatloaf", mashed sweet potatoes, steamed beans.

Today's snack: coffee and Thanks-A-Lot Girl Scout cookies. Mmm!

Obviously.

Wait, is that a walrus in the driver's seat?

I'll bet you didn't know that cats make fantastic bookends.

Look what Wii got ourselves for Christmas!

Yes, it's real. #thingaboutdicks

"Don't step on a crack, or you'll fall and break your back."

Fuck yeah, BAG OF HOLDING!

Hey, they're on that bag of something....

AAAAAH! Fancy buttons! Wait, what's that they're attached to?

Aerbax is pretending to be Gwyneth Paltrow's head.

Kitchen clocks belong on kitchen walls.