Woohoo! I'll need to get you to sign it, @katebornstein

Nothing like early morning M25 traffic to fuck up everything.

Help me twitter, I've got wee raised bumps on my hands and arms, WTF is it??

What is it about pasta? After 10 minutes of eating, it still looks the same.

Time for an epic munch!

Driven all night, still waiting to get unloaded? Yep. #truckingtweets

99p at The Eat Drink Co. at Moto services. Rip off.

So. @supermattachine reblogs http://www.iamkeltik.com/post/4236846535/lets-bitch-about-michfest and my tumblr feed turns into this...

This truck is fuckin howlin

Close up

Found this little bastard in the shed!

WHO WANTS BBQ?!

Glasses

Not you too @stavvers! THIS! This is what you should be protesting!

I hate you all. #fuckeurovision

Finally got the mullet chopped off!

I've never known a cat to have claws like these, and it fuckin' HURTS when she catches you...

Isn't it time we looked at how trans people are asked to care for their bits?

@maxwellander booooring

Some strange flying machine.