Hey, Ryan Giggs, I'm not too keen on your new sunglasses. Did you keep them on when you shagged that bird from BB?

Pippa Middleton is topless in today's NOTW. It's shite, so here it is for free. You're welcome.

@Dalevich She's thinking of me

Cannibal on the loose in Ladbroke Grove. RIP Ted

According to the news, the 7/7 victims were "unlawfully killed". Well, duh!

A naughty shot of what I was watching people do at work yesterday

Wait? What? I haven't had a car crash in years, and I don't even own a car right now. Fuck off spammer.

Queens Park

Such a lovely day in Queens Park with @Larkers

@LollyMoonshine Tevez

@CovTel_CCFC Can I thank the http://www.ccfpa.co.uk/ for reminding us of great times at the club we all still love

Sneaky peek of the team sheet #pusb #ccfc #skyblues

@LollyMoonshine I must remember to bring one of these

Gareth Bale hears the news that he won't be fit to face England

@Larkers Puddy tat

@LollyMoonshine lol!
I'm AT work, but the only thing I've done is to persuade her to buy some tickets to this :-)

Why are people mentioning snow today? It's bloody lovely here, the sun is out and everything.

I've had an idea for a name. What could possibly go wrong?

Testing new app