"TK-421, why aren't you at your post? TK-421, DO YOU COPY?"

Remember wear a SW t-shirt today&support Katie.Bullying isn't cool in any galaxy! #MayTheForceBeWithKatie

#thingsimiss Greedo and his cross dressing ways.

#ThingsWeCanAllAgreeOn Han Shot First "Oh, the humanity"

#LiesThatAlwaysWorked Lee Harvey Oswald was the lone assasin.

#ThingsWomenShouldStopDoing: Falling for this guy's pickup line.

Hey @DeathStarPR do you know that the Rebel Alliance is selling this on eBay to fund there useless cause?

#AintNothingSexyAbout this garment, unless you wear it backwards during a bout of diaherra.

#Youknowwhatsannoying?When Jabba hires you have to dress up as promo model at the Annual Tatooine Guns&Ammo Show

#starwarsbondfilms Quantum of Sarlacc

Although this movie was a box office hit throughout the galaxy,the critics overall panned my wooden performance

By defeating his big brother Fred, @LordPalpatine not only became the apprentice to Darth Plagueis, but he also inherited Fred's drum set (its in the foreground).

With some tongue on tongue action

"Im not taking the wrap for this one Kevin! Look its was YOU who wanted to come here to check out and compare the prices to The Death Star Costco AND it was YOU who left the keys in the shuttle! Palpatine's gonna fry you HA!

Considering writing to the Galactic Bowling Federation about the house rules aboard The Death Star regarding Force Powers being used during an official tournament.

Although highly illegal in most sectors of the galaxy,Gungan mince was a prized delicacy, as some clients believed it could be used as an aphrodisiac,protect against various forms of cancer and could even be a possible cure for the embarrassment that was The Star Wars Holiday Special

Lord Vader,you may have a 100% success rate at extracting important information from prisoners using the "I didnt wash my hands after I did number two's" technique.But your sad devotion to that unhygienic practice has not helped you to conjure up the stolen data tapes,or given you clairvoyance enough to find the Rebel's hidden fort... arrgghhhhhhhhhhhh