Mix a lil bit of eminem with a lil bit of snookie and you have contrast.

Should have used a sock.

I have found Lady GaGa's penis.

This DVR is pro vag on vag.

Lets play the caption game. What is this old woman thinking?

most men fail, but i succeed.

but u is for kitty fried rice and eggrollll.

TEAM MILF. Pattinson better be tapping every one of those middle aged vamp tramps.

And Im gonna rock it all. night. long.

The only way this image could get more racist is by adding some grape drink.

Oh the hours of "private time this" painting gives me.

I wish 'Gold Diggers: The Secret of Bear Mountain' would have been more like 'Broke Back Mountain'.

Fuck You Edward