The AMOLED display on my new Samsung Focus is ten times better than the LCD on my HTC Arrive (yes, I'm a nerd).

Let's get this started, Klein vs. Katy Taylor... Go Reg! #footballbaby

Freaking ridiculous.

Who needs strip clubs when you have Kinect?

@comcast is back with their shitty Xfinity service yet again! #comcrap

@comcast I didn't think your service could get any worse. Five days in a row now, I stand corrected. #comcrap

@ComcastHouston @Comcast .23Mbps isn't what I pay for (16Mbps). 3rd day in a row I've had lousy service. #comcrap

Hey @cPanel, thanks for the free schwag!

Bartender poured me an extra Sam Adams cause he thought I needed it; Vegas I love thee.

World's most elaborate enema.

Waiting for my nephew Wade's stomp percussion show to begin.

Celebrating half of our April birthdays...

Sweet, a cheap trip to the pump. Damn you environmentalists.

Danny and Reg ready to dominate!

Is heading to Dallas at 4AM to take Reg to the Nike Combine. This is my bed for the night, don't be jealous!

How I feel about substitute professors.

Reg Groux - Number: 158, Height: 71", Weight: 198lbs.

Perfect day so far...