"I should have been a pair of ragged claws/ Scuttling across the floors of silent seas."

@TriciaLockwood really? we're in very similar sitches then, lady. here's me and my boo:

Left this out for the Easter Bunny some weeks back. Got me charged with a a f cukin felony...#FreeMumia #BullCrap

#Trayvon: @RadleyBalko sent me 5 articles he wrote about black people to prove he doesn't view them as tokens. 0_0

Hahaha rape threat maestro and banana contortionist @amazingatheist sent me a DM telling me to 'grow the fuck up'

Some men receive Valentines. Today, I am one of them. Happy Valentine's Day.

Plans: to take Friday night by storm. Current status: amped Tool of Choice: Windows Media Player

OH, HELLO DEAD SYRIAN DICTATOR HAFEZ AL-ASSAD....*rips off stache* OR SHOULD I SAY, RON PAUL??? #ronpaul

praise allah....@FixYourEye

I wish I could "Tebow" over Ben Gibbard at the moment his divorce is finalized #pigskin

#OccupyOakland #OWS I was homesick for the West Bank....thanks Oakland PD!

"America does not give in to fear" --PRes Barrack Obomba 9/11/2011

@TriciaLockwood @metempsych Peary pet u...haha i lik u

ALSO: CHECK OUT THE SCHWEET SEX PARROT POAST CRIB WHERE MANY A CATTE WAS LOLLED AND MANY A MEME FORCED

STAR WARS SEX PARROT: SCHMEXIEST MOD OF THE YEAR 2K11 #ooh #umm #yum

There is no God

americalove it or leeave it.

The truth is out there....

Reminder: this man, Mitt Romney, is running for president

@agentlebrees