@CraigyFerg How's that for a guest typo??

Our new baby dragon seems to like Aretha Franklin - classy!

@StephenettaFry Don't go to this one, it's M-T.... #cornyjoke

And why do some of the smartest people in the world need such instructions?

Well then what's the point, really?

Dinner time!

@ThatKevinSmith : Kev, is that you??

....like this chestnut, for example....

Who's his attorney, Nosferatu?

My son loves me...

Stuck on LIE, major tornado damage to Queens. All roads totally clogged. And I gotta pee.

Wilkes-Barre's idea of an eating establishment...lord preserve us!

About to trail ride in the Poconos

Oh yeah!

It nauseates me that this POS is back "in"!!

BTW, thank you @EddieIzzard !

Mary Mary quite contrary, what the hell RU using 4 fertilizer?

Stuck

Well this just MADE MY DAY!!!

The LIE, where is everybody?