If people are already laughing when they answer the phone, maybe this is you:

My thoughts on the iPad2...

Battoddler sad Marvel family is fighting

Dick Tracy mug I keep pens in at work.

I improvised a nativity scene to make my house feel more festive.

My Spectre tree topper. Slinky Dog is duly impressed.

@jahdzia I see your The Joaguin Dead and @GeekTyrant 's The Walken Dead and raise y'all The Walkman Dead

My 'Axis of Evil' display: Darkseid, Joker, CyKill, Krang, Doomsday and Megatron

MATHEMATICAL! My best friend in the whole world made me an awesome hat so I can be Finn on Halloween! #AdventureTime

To all the heroes out there who want to save the world. You can. You will. Don't give up.

@rachael_ I meant like this - I don't have red/blue glasses now so I can't test but it should work :)

Out with the old & in with the new - Aw yeah swap meet and ten buck Chucks!

Haha this post-it art I just did is awesome. Amazing what can be said with so few lines.

Post-it doodle based on work conversation

@ksbw I just can't resist a Green Screen!

Powered by Kryptonite, I assume.

Comfortmate. Lubriglide. Comfortable Rubberized Barrel. Not what you think.

Have you seen the new 2010 penny with the original Captain America shield on it?!?!

Someone just nailed a fire hydrant on Pacific Ave:

Unfortunate name for the author of this piece? Or uncomfortable irony?