Damn! It looks she want to bite D-Fish. Settle down anorexic ESPN lady.

Oh sh*t! The Twitter people are taking shots at LeBron! You know your career ain't sh*t when this happens -->

Yup....

I mean, honestly. Who the hell needs this much candy before noon??? I have a problem.....

I feel sorry for this little guy. His family has to watch him be eaten. R.I.P. Your death was not in vein sir....

Stephon Marbury and a porn star are both following me. No lie.

Now she's "behind bars". #thugpuppy

NEVER! Let your dog read the newspaper. That's what I get for not feeding her...

See?

Top right corner. Really sir? This isn't 1950 and you don't play for the Milwaulkee Lakers.

Halfway through with my run. C-Rey Slagle; Making lazy bastards look worse then they already do since '92.

6,000 gotdam points from my highscore.... So close, so far, but so far, no cigar (Kanye West voice)

#iPhoneNation  Does anybody else get this message in echofon?

F*ckin disgusting.....

Really sir? Pink shorts in the gym? Nice mustache btw.....

How is the deadbolt on that door gonna work when it's on the wrong side of the door? #randomibservation #southland

Good morning. How y'all doing? Here's what I woke up to

What in Christ's name??? Really? This is how you dress for a live awards show??? Dam....

And as the sun slowly decsends behind the hilltop, Corey ponders; "when shall I ever see you again?"... Gotdammit I'm poetic