I have a former co-worker, Henry Brown. His favorite movie is "Norbit." This is his tribute to Liz Taylor/FB profile pic.

@heliumcell Here's a little former hair.

@hodgman My kids broke into your stateroom & bit your monkey!

Normal wedding reception activity: @hodgman reads tips on picking up millionaires.

@Qwertycris @JennaStern @mitdasein #catroulette

@hodgman

Son busted a gut looking at Supercuts hairstyle book. Love that we'll always share making fun of things like this:

Who's going to this Grand Central Station exhibit? BESIDE nearsighted tranny/prosties?

Who's going to this Grand Central Station exhibit? BESIDES farsighted tranny/prosties?

Poor Yoda.

Who's more passive aggressive than the one who creates an office bathroom sign? The one who corrects an office bathroom sign.

If you hate it then you shoulda put a plague on it!

@JoeMande I have your set in my bathroom.

@johnmoe Look what craft service has tonight! #candyclub

@isplotchy Where is the pop culture place that I have seen this hairdo before? I thought Sound of Music, but no...

Did you know that under his cape, the Phantom of the Opera has sick abs? Swoon!

Unfortunate doorway tarp:

@dav3ston3 @plaidgirl @pjwaldron @bigplastichead Here's what the moon looks like for the rest of us!