Perrrfect christmas present:

The guys at @STRAITLINEcomp are really onto something with this one...Hydro gyro w/ Zero friction & full brake power.

Dirk has a F.U.T.A....

Dirk, you get 3 more minutes, then it's time to get up... Thinks he's human... So stupid

Yes. Gonna be a good flick!

I'm guessing this is in reference to the feeling u get when u realize u have a 3:30 appointment..

@StreetBikeTommy found u a bike

Hey @streetbiketommmy I found yur bike:

@streetbiketommmy You'd ride this

Not yet lil homie...

Nephew Parker customized his rig. Count 'em... 2 wheels

Looks like these dudes found my little playground!

@anthillfilms was here....

It takes a big man 2 sit down at a bar & order a root beer float... I'm not too proud.

Official tally... Looks like its gonna be yellow!

Wutta ya think? leave the black rim, or throw on the yellow one...?

Ya, do this: RT @VitalMTB: Happy birthday @TylerMcCaul. Kick some butt at Crankworx.

@Photo_John haha, ya the worst is the guy behind the counter. Almost like his phone is hooked up 2 speakers! Its All about these

Haha, he pops up everywhere. RT @CamZink: Just found out that @Bretttippie is the leader of a cult religion http://t.co/t098D0b

A shoulder's best friend / worst enemy