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Ellie J Mortimer

@CaptainEllie

Scottish/English, film and TV nerd, tee-total, vegetarian, Scriptwriting student with some minor rage issues.

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This is my peace lilly. I named him Nicholas. See what I did there?

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Although, this is what one of my essays is about, so I can't complain too much. (Best Christmas film ever.)

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Love

No really, Harry Hill drew me on a nut. I wasn't kidding!!

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2007 was not a good look! Love him so much x

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And for scale... Be warned I'm not wearing makeup and I'd just come out the shower so I look nasty.

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My arm today. Oh dear God.

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My arm yesterday...

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Indiana Alpine Beethoven Mortimer. The world’s worst behaved dog. My best friend. My baby brother. 14/2/06 – 5/2/10. I love you pooch, and I'll never forget you.

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Pffft! Stig got caught by Google!

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Everyone else's posting snow pictures. Thought I'd join in!

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We decorated for Crimbo today. Indi really hates that toy dog... he kept staring at it! Quite creepy.

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Me and Indi when we were but ickle children.

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Haloween tomorrow :) So here's Sophie and I in our true forms.

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