Damn it someone let @Lilylauren loose with the clippers again!

What is this new thing in my house??

Whahahah silly humans remember this is my spot and now pays please *looks cute+

@samroberts85 Arf Arf yay!

Arf Arf can I come inside yet!??? It's cold

Mission accomplished: look cute and sucker human @Lilylauren into hugs and I can stay on the bed! *wags tail*

@samroberts85 Arf Arf *shakes hands* I am adorable and love cuddles

Wonder where @Lilylauren is sleeping tonight? I haz her spot

It's a dogs life

@IanLoveridge arf arf Dave is soo cute but no curls? Poor Labrador sans doodle

w0of! w00f! I have my grand final bone to chew on! ARF! *wags tail* *licks your face with bone breath*

Been to vet and groomers. Vet gave me 2 needles and groomer put silly ribbons on my ears

Decided my spot was too cold! @lilylauren's is just right! Arf arf night all

Had my bath arf arf!! Now ready to give @andrewsayer hugs when he comes out of work

@foursquare W0of! w00f! The humans Down Under bought me some merch! *licks your face*

Arf arf hugs wif my favourite human @lilylauren

I have had a haircut!! I am unimpressed. Woof woof

Frigging humans

Wo0f! Hugs with @Tim_Butcher! I'm in LOVE!

Ok I have had my bath now ready for people to come admire me and give me food