My sweet fauxhawk w/ mutton chops to mustache & a shameless plug of Pat's Pizza.

Kicking this tree's ass. Don't worry it was already dead.

Thanks to @800ceoread I have some reading to get done.

@iridescent The beard is alive!

Let the #EvilPlan begin. Big #ff shout-out to @gapingvoid. Master of #EvilPlans.

@sethsimonds 365 reasons to LOVE bacon. That's right. LOVE.

@vianow Just saying.

#TweetNMeet QOTD Wallpaper on phone. Clock I made.

#TweetNMeet QOTD Caption: Ned was the only one who thought to look up...

Sunday was my b'day & I made a clock. #TweetNMeet

#Gillette Stadium. #patriots #miami

@sethsimonds Definitely not too bad. #maine

@sethsimonds Venison over a Weber on a frozen pond. Lunch.

2 days left in #Movember! #Maine pls RT. http://us.movember.com/mospace/1119770

Boppity boopity. http://us.movember.com/mospace/1119770

RT @sashacarrillo: @ChankoDoes how's the mustache? <-- Have a look. #Movember

#Movember is in full effect. http://us.movember.com/mospace/1119770

It got so much better. Check the interest rate. What a deal! I was born for this

Damn credit lenders can tell my future now.