DOES ANYBODY ACTUALLY KNOW WHAT THIS BIT OF A HAIRDRYER DOES?

Off to the Glen Keane signing!! Trying to channel princess-vibes without looking like a hysterical nutjob....

Back in my flat. I am a very lonely cat. #bustarhyme.

~~~christmas kisses everybody~~~~!

Comedy awards over. My dreams will be like this tonight.

SURPRISE.

GOOD MORNING, STARSHINE. IT'S TIME TO GET OUT OF BED.

Was fussing about how to tell my flatmate he has a noisy girlfriend until a stranger did the work for me. #amazing

My new and improved Shirley Temple impression.

Guess what I've got?!?!?! (aside from a giant hairdo...)

New glasses! (I haven't had a new pair in four years, so it's nice to have a pair with the right prescription...)

WHAT IS WRONG WITH MY EYE? They were both this red this morning, but while one has improved, the other one won't...

Writing an important thing today. This has happened to my hair over the last six hours as a result.

YESSS!!! YESSSSSS! My first TV credit ever!! Comic's Choice, channel 4 (it's blurry but I am Charlotte, I promise).

Cut my hair last week. Two people today asked me if it was a wig. So I ask you... hat or hair..? Please say hair.

This brilliant joke only works if you are familiar with the early work of David Lynch and also Jedward.

I'm hiding at home tonight but here is a picture of my spangly zombie-face from last night. Rargh. Halloween. Etc.

Face for radio... Today was terrifying but fun.