I hate Siri #shitsirisays

Yep.

I just just saw an alleged picture of @travisbarker 's penis this was my reaction #WS

@yettiesunshine this reminded me of you hahah

Bitch has been thinking about this for like 3 minutes? Shitty personal assistant.

Pretty sure this is the longest sentence ever AND this man is a serial killer #okstupidfail

LOLWUT? #okstupidfail

Let this be a lesson of what not to say to all of you who decide to stalk me on OkCupid #okstupidfail

SUP, Neighbor?

MMMMMM Starbucks. #okstupidfail

Fuck yeah, Pacific Sunwear #okstupidfail

@rude_jude I don't have cleavage anymore I lost my fat girl boobs when I stopped being fat

I thought that would be completely self explanatory what I just said there. #okstupidfail

What in the fuck were you thinking? #okstupidfail

There's an occupation to put on your resume. SMH

I'm confused on why he can't see my face? Pretty sure my profile has 8 pictures of it. #okstupidfail

Cat Lady 4 EVA #science