Today I put these socks on for the first time in three years and look what happened:

@eliemonroe This is for you...

"Moon Tiara Boomerang"... Boomerang??? WTF?! #SailorMoon

@ChadEConcepcion Il m'semblait que ce gars-là me disait quelque chose...

Vu sur Google Maps: un village ayant le nom "Très-Saint-Sacrement"..... TRÈS.

Smh at @CarinaAintShit's bio -->

Accident sur l'autoroute 13. :O #Montreal

Does @LadyGaga know that her right nipple is out?

Logan Lerman looks like mini Garrett Hedlund on this photo. @NylonMag