For real:

Damn you, autocorrect.

Wake-up Juice.

I got free popcorn thanks to Yahoo!

Getting prepared for an evening filled with #Seattle business networking fun. What's in your glass tonight?

What's up with the Washington State Dept of Labor & Industries pirating graphics?! http://aol.it/rfP3VM #Seattle

Oh, hai.

This is why I tend to turn off app notifications. #useless

Just saw my friend @dhlawrencexvii on a TV commercial. He's the bald one.

I'm enjoying this espresso right now at the corner table with my girlfriend, @IssaquahCoffee!

Twitter Spam #FAIL:

Etsy sells farts?!

Wow. We were double-spammed. Check it out before I delete the threads:

Thanks for the DM spam, @IncMagazine. ;) What the hell is "print?"

Maybe I hit a redundant redundancy bug? Thanks for being so descriptive, PayPal!

I just called @TwilightArt - confirmed they have Justin Hillgrove's "Party Crasher" painting. Purchased!!!

I know I shouldn't laugh at illiteracy, but...

My community investors crack me up! :)

Here's something you don't see every day. Penthouse bought ME!

Guess who is #1 with a bullet this week?