My dad is a big guy... And he's Captain America. Be afraid, gentlemen. #ProudDaughterTweet

Is it July 3rd yet? No moar patience, soooo tired of waitinggggg.

Alright, I guess there is ONE perk to the Facebook timeline. I can look back on how funny I am :P

Valentine's Day. This is all I ever think of. #ichoochoochooseyou

Gotta get my Valentines ready for tomorrow! Sadly I don't think my coworkers will appreciate #flipflipflipadelphia

Twitter?! That's mean. Just plain mean. That's the last time I look at my profile from a computer...

holy frck I have talented frans. Everyone in the area heading to IceFest today stop at Cap Theater & vote 4 Carley

Needless to say, he's growing up to be the coolest kid I know. Don't mind me. I'm just going to be bawling all day. #stopgrowingup

This is me on Christmas in 1991. Now seeking a photographer to help me reenact this photo for my 2011 Christmas

I spy with my little eye...

My copilot

Obi Wan Kittenobi is the best and cutest cuddle buddy, evarrr. We both cry when we have to get out of bed.

My foots asleep, but I just can't move her :)

My new orphan, Obi <3

Spying on the boys goofing off. Tuesday nights are my favorite.

hahahahaha!

I was looking up original pet names and found this... Hahahaha, best ever

Dear 35 year old men of the world: If you try to be creepy towards me, I'll dish it right back. #blocked