Look At My New Plaything! Isn't She Beautiful...

Ok, I Know The BodyShop Use Natural Products, But This Is Getting Ridiculous... (Sorry I'm A Child.)

I Spilled Sugar.It Formed The Face Of A Monkey,Which Only Means One Thing:The Curse Of The Sugar Monkey. Again....

The Head Fell Off My Toy Cruiser's Driver, So I Made Him A New One Out Of An Egg, Dates, Chili And Onion. His Name Is Philip, As He Keeps Insisting He's A Prince.

I Got My Toe Caught In A Bottle Of Foot Softening Lotion. I Am Now The Great And Powerful Bottle Toe. Hail Me! I Rule The Bahamas, You Know.

I Want To Be This Magnificent Alien Woman. Alexander Mc Queen Does Star Trek. Heaven!

Ouch. Usually I Need Loubitons More Than Oxygen,But Ow.