LOOKING THRU BOX OF OLD PHOTOS, FOUND THIS. SEE WHY I DIDN'T GET THRU PRESCHOOL. YOU CAN SEE THE EXISTENTIAL ANGST

BIG OL' CHUBBY GOTH. SO SAD.

CHUBBY WI'LL GOTH.

I PRESENT: TOW-MURDER. YOU'RE WELCOME PIXAR.

I can't help it if I'm just TOO MUCH of a SEXY BEAST.

By the way, this body DOES carry the CHARLES ATLAS SEAL OF APPROVAL.

ATTENTION EVERYONE. My speedo has arrived.

Check out THIS fucking thing...

But I did find my old TOTAL RECALL painting among the garbage! BEST MOVIE.

Just got my @sciencesortof t-shirt in the mail. It smells like elmer's glue but it looks so fine!

Big changes are coming to http://www.clave4e.com

Maddy & Clave: Karate Warriors

@sciencesortof This one includes more of the storefront. I put the flyer in prime location. Big Brother Comics in Sacramento.

@sciencesortof My submission to the contest. There is another photo coming.

the @ioltos boys get what they want, but that doesn't mean I can't pull a dick move in the process!

People (@christikassity) think they can retweet and I won't notice. That shit don't fly! @keithlowell

@oconnellmd I saw your little tweets. Don't think I didn't! @keithlowell

@kirstielove12 Did I deliver or did I deliver?

@therevzell Your wish has been twisted and perversely fulfilled.