Clay Rivers


Author of Walking Tall: A Memoir About the Upside of Small and Other Stuff. Actor, design maven, and bon vivant—who just happens to be four feet tall.

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Congratulations on the final rewrites. I massaged John's existing cover for "The Exiled Element."

Check out the timestamps on tweets from and . Looks like IT'S ON, NYC.

Stitch image attached.


Caption this photo.

When I was five years old, I loathed my eyeglasses. Now, decades later, I'm trying to bring about a '60s redux.

Did I miss you birthday? Thank goodness for late night tweets. HAPPY BIRTHDAY, CHERYL!

Nice portrait!

Interesting. This is what I get in TweetDeck. I'll try

[Earlier today at a Sbucks] HIM: Are you Clay Rivers? ME: No, I'm Clay Rivers. HIM: Yes, I saw you on TV Tuesday!

Every story has a happy ending, but this isn't it. Yet.

The Pitch: it's Bob Newhart meets Doogie Howser!

Yes, it's the story of a gay man, but it's no fairy tale.

Cue dramatic music.

What comes after "I love this town!" and before learning the true nature of karma?

For creatives everywhere who suffer for their craft:

Obvious depends on your point of view.

WALING TALL Holy West Wing, Bat Man!

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