@MissJoJoSmith I don't think I look like I did as a baby either...

Look what's decided to sit next to me...

WTF...?

Well I find this to be very odd...

What a bitch...!

@bullmunki @niponravel Sweaty Bint...

Ahhh...the joys of having the hot yoga studio to yourself for half an hour...

Right...I'm ready... #MUFC

The top shelf of my fridge...just preparing for the hosepipe ban... #joke

I wonder if they're still hiring...?

Bollocks...I've just accidentally ripped the ears off this...!

What is this...? @reyes

Oh look what I've just found on my doormat...*chuffed face*

Nameless, faceless crotch...

@roymacsmith Pom-pommed slipper boots...You can't see my shorts though...as they're rather short...

He's not an Islamic Extremist, he's a very naughty boy...

For you...

Yum...Look at these South African delicacies I have on my lap... @paul_za

Seriously...what is this...?

This is my all time favourite Irish radio wind up... #IamAwareitisOld