Conan O'Brien

@ConanOBrien

The voice of the people. Sorry, people.

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I came into my office today and Andy had hung this over my desk. He apparently has a lot of them.

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My new bathroom at TBS has two railings around the toilet. Those idiots - I asked for four.

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Rest assured, I'm hard at work on the new studio.

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Here I am on the main stage at Bonnaroo, pointing out the last functioning Porta Potty.

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At the famous Gruhn Guitars in Nashville, they let me play through Buddy Holly's 1958 Magnatone amplifier. I am happy.

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Last night I was given a cake replica of my '92 Ford Taurus. My clunky cell phone was delicious.

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I got to sign the Radio City signature book next to the Glee cast. Now I can forge all their signatures on checks.

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Here's a pic of me on the road. It's the cover of my upcoming acoustic CD "Mind Reflections". It's going to suck.

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I'm performing tonight in Dallas. Interesting thing about this town; no one really dresses like this.

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I got this bruise stage diving. It's called "Giving 100
%." It's also called ”total lack of depth perception.”

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On my bunk in the Tour Bus, eating Doritos and watching Team America. Me happy.

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I'm performing tonight at a dinner theater in Reno. Who says my career is in trouble?

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Doing a show in San Francisco. This is a chair in my dressing room. I'm not kidding.

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I just gave my waitress, Bambi, tickets to tonight's show in Spokane. Do I still have to tip her?

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I'm in Vancouver for my second show. Thought I'd stir up some controversy by wearing my hat that says "Canada."

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I'm in Eugene, OR and my room faces the theater where I debut tomorrow. The mob outside is in a frenzy.

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I traced my tour route on a map. I see a turtle sexually attacking a horse smoking a cigarette.

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In honor of Good Friday, I’ve hired a writer who looks like Jesus with a perm.

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For the tour, I'm borrowing No Doubt's road cases. Wait until you hear my cover of "Just a girl".

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This is down the street from where we're rehearsing. I guess nothing sells liquor like a maniacal circus clown.

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