Conan O'Brien


The voice of the people. Sorry, people.

Photos and Videos by @ConanOBrien

  • Timeline
  • Gallery

I came into my office today and Andy had hung this over my desk. He apparently has a lot of them.

  • 1804 days ago via site
  • 245,244

My new bathroom at TBS has two railings around the toilet. Those idiots - I asked for four.

  • 1812 days ago via site
  • 193,219

Rest assured, I'm hard at work on the new studio.

  • 1839 days ago via site
  • 255,752

Here I am on the main stage at Bonnaroo, pointing out the last functioning Porta Potty.

  • 1873 days ago via site
  • 161,641

At the famous Gruhn Guitars in Nashville, they let me play through Buddy Holly's 1958 Magnatone amplifier. I am happy.

  • 1874 days ago via site
  • 154,121

Last night I was given a cake replica of my '92 Ford Taurus. My clunky cell phone was delicious.

  • 1879 days ago via site
  • 198,195

I got to sign the Radio City signature book next to the Glee cast. Now I can forge all their signatures on checks.

  • 1883 days ago via site
  • 241,771

Here's a pic of me on the road. It's the cover of my upcoming acoustic CD "Mind Reflections". It's going to suck.

  • 1898 days ago via site
  • 381,304

I'm performing tonight in Dallas. Interesting thing about this town; no one really dresses like this.

  • 1902 days ago via site
  • 272,816

I got this bruise stage diving. It's called "Giving 100
%." It's also called ”total lack of depth perception.”

  • 1908 days ago via site
  • 239,259

On my bunk in the Tour Bus, eating Doritos and watching Team America. Me happy.

  • 1909 days ago via site
  • 301,587

I'm performing tonight at a dinner theater in Reno. Who says my career is in trouble?

  • 1911 days ago via site
  • 242,073

Doing a show in San Francisco. This is a chair in my dressing room. I'm not kidding.

  • 1923 days ago via site
  • 377,666

I just gave my waitress, Bambi, tickets to tonight's show in Spokane. Do I still have to tip her?

  • 1929 days ago via site
  • 285,482

I'm in Vancouver for my second show. Thought I'd stir up some controversy by wearing my hat that says "Canada."

  • 1932 days ago via site
  • 287,940

I'm in Eugene, OR and my room faces the theater where I debut tomorrow. The mob outside is in a frenzy.

  • 1934 days ago via site
  • 308,397

I traced my tour route on a map. I see a turtle sexually attacking a horse smoking a cigarette.

  • 1936 days ago via site
  • 297,775

In honor of Good Friday, I’ve hired a writer who looks like Jesus with a perm.

  • 1943 days ago via site
  • 320,176

For the tour, I'm borrowing No Doubt's road cases. Wait until you hear my cover of "Just a girl".

  • 1946 days ago via site
  • 271,247

This is down the street from where we're rehearsing. I guess nothing sells liquor like a maniacal circus clown.

  • 1951 days ago via site
  • 360,835

1 2 Next