Probably about the last person I expected to deal with while lodging a complaint with PayPal was Kate Middleton.

I fell asleep on webcam and woke up to find these comments. I just love "ah he gone all quiet."

@cuntsbmx Tiffany Hall is not a man. She's a fucking eagle.

Bizarre Love Triangle.

Stray neighbourhood cat crashed the party and shagged a stuffed octopus in front of everyone. After he shagged the stuffed cat and pokemon.

I spilled a beer on my friends Megadrive, so I used my shirt to mop it up.

I swore I would take revenge of the attacking chicken while she slept. So this is her asleep.

"Beauty" by Calvin Klein

A slightly touched up shot of the guy I plan on marrying's new girlfriend.

@saamrae This is the best I could manage. Note the leg has been completely severed. Donate the $2 towards beer.

This little dude made straight up the leg like he REALISED he was in the middle of a drunken wedding party.

Kate Moss stole my body and drank all my beer!

It's wise to pack a cone before u try to smoke it but its unwise to hang a pipe off your earring #weedcommandments

Why can't I find a good looking guy who doesn't play netball and paint his toenails...

Trents ass at McDonalds

Gained entry to the abandoned building with only a few barbed wire injuries. Dawn on the rooftop in the rain.

The aforementioned vomit overflow with peas and floating cigarette butt

The remainder of my steak dinner. Yum yum.