I don't want to leave.

This is happening today.

Let's go to Wal-Mart at 4am for cold medicine.

Someone win so I can get my self-medicate on.

Conway Twitter

Coolest car in Corpus. Hands down.

Shooting guns in the rain LOL

Got a new job.

Cholula Hlavaty 1999-2010. Goodbye sister.

The thrift store in Pearland rules.

Someone threw away a perfectly good white boy shirt in Midtown.

Baby GG finally came in the mail today. Welcome home.

Best Shirt Ever.

This is arguably the best moustache snow globe someone has ever given me.

Craigday Funday.

Here's a better one.