The awkward moment when some woman named Kimberley scribbles all over one of your Puma shoes.

Phew, it's just a pair of trainers! They seem a bit too big for me, but I think I can wear them anyway.

Better not be an albino feline cub, or I'm gonna report this Molly Marsh to PETA!

Just got this. Says "Pair of trainers". Hmm, what could be inside? (Sidenote: I'm not the contemplative penguin)

Sources tell me that Cheryl sent these flowers to Simon...

June 2, 2007. The bassline jumped in Belfast. Last date of Girls Aloud's Greatest Hits Tour. Gangster outfits. <3

Who in their right mind would get rid of these two lovely women? #Channii

Took my time but here's the hand-shadow turtle! (Sorry for the LQ image.) @Bubekki

Slightly blurry. Squint a bit, Kimbum lovers.

Never seen this picture of Nicola with interior designer Susan White.

Day of the Dead "carpets" made with coloured sand. Oaxaca, Mexico.

Get your own Messy Little Raindrops-like title! http://bit.ly/xenxA

Oi, Kimba - what's on you iPad?

Look, it seems like Kimberley got herself and iPad!

'Giant, dog-sized rat documented in East Timor.' Yeah, seen it on Looney Tunes. http://bit.ly/a34TeB

Chezza makes Yahoo Mexico's front page. Wish it was happy news. :(

Close sources reveal that Statler and Waldorf are not impressed by @RochelleTheSats's cheating ways.

Finally watched Ant & Dec's Christmas Show...Didn't Emma Bunton look gawjus?

It was no Sex And The City cameo though...

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