I get no respect from babes.

Do my mom's glasses make me look nerdy?

After the birthday kids blew out the candles, they both said, "let the force be with you." #ILoveNerds

My niece is teaching me a new form of aerobic exercise...

Nails painted, time for Star Wars marathon, then bday party for my 9 year old niece and 7 year old nephew.

@absolutspacegrl guess where I was today...

Aaaaargh!

Almost got kicked off of this ride at Disneyland...

Guess where I am...

Where am I?

Fireflies dancing over well manicured grass at Carnegie Inst, DC. Been here for 12 yrs--this town never gets old.

Guess where I'm at?

Im goin partying tonight. My makeup is SO 80s

My friends are so stupid.

The calm, quiet 2-3 inches left behind in this park on Mass ave is misleading. Last night was crazy and wet.

The view from the top. #TreadmillTweets

Riding on the metro... w @byepluto

Because @aliceinthewater asked, here's what a semipornographic manicure looks like:

You don't scare me. I will turn you on, mount you, ride you, and sweat in your face.

I can't believe I run into my gays everywhere--even in Clarendon! Look at this Latino hottie.