@CafeRougeTweet The face of Cafe Rouge in Brentwood. Not very appealing.

Drinking a Double Dragon in The Butcher's Arms, Pontsticill.

Terrifying, giant pig about to devour a careless (male) little Red Riding Hood.

Can you say it?!

The #LongDriveHome is complete. Gairloch to Brentwood. 13 hours, 639 miles, 1 rental car and 3 trains. #FuckYouAshHole

A more familiar site. #LongDriveHome

Ah! Must be London! #LongDriveHome

Almost in central London. So close now! #LongDriveHome

A priceless pearl of wisdom from Rihan, 24, from Manchester.

Milton Keynes Central. #LongDriveHome

An uninspiring destination after such a #LongDriveHome

M6 Troll Plaza. Trying to make you feel good about paying twice to use a road in the UK. #LongDriveHome

We're making time. #LongDriveHome

This happened some time back. #LongDriveHome

Doing my stint. #LongDriveHome

My mind boggles at how this would work.

Concentrated disappointment disguised as a motorway services. #LongDriveHome