Chicago. The Scotch called. They want their stone back.

I'm sure someone's normally trying to force feed me chicken or pasta when at this altitude.

For @gavyounger Chicago Oktoberfest.

They appear to have given me the Chinese-Judoon menu.

Post convention Thai meal with @WorldofTelly @Angelawgc @PJVoiceovers @Alllllie

I have no idea how we got here. Or how we get out. All these convention hotels look the same.

What man did before fig leaves.

I can't pretend that this is going to be anything other than wasted on me.

Pulling the lid off a Müller Crunch Corner and leaving the skin of the yogurt undisturbed is immensely satisfying.

This is a new, and somewhat unwanted, turn of affairs. However, on the plus side - fat free.

The Forth. No idea what happened to the first three.

@gavyounger Bacchus now. Beer much more to my taste.

@gavyounger @jmtd @titchymichy You can keep your triple choc.

Drinking with Paul Merton. As usual.

No. Absolutely not. I don't even care if deep fried Mars Bars do taste better at 100ft. #edfringe

Good job it's not a school night. Last time I was in here during the Fringe Dan Tetsell was in the back room.

@loveandgarbage Likewise.

Delicious. I might require the services of a dessert pork pie shortly.

Delicious. And potentially dangerous.

Drink has arrived. This could become messy.