Which part of the turkey is this?

Pre-hurl

What's your address?

I wish that I had Jessie's girl.

Hey losers, it's me, a cold sore and Gene Simmons' wife.

Button abuse.

#FF @giovannaroda or this will happen.

Bear in mind, this is not my car.

Please enjoy this photo I just shot.

Don't drink and drive.

Caused this accident while sending that last tweet! F!

Admit it, you do too.

Finally got my shit together.

This man is plotting bad things.

So this kid in front of me barfed.