How dare Three ask me questions then don't accept responses! Arseholes.

Watching Spain knock Scotland out, definitely popcorn time! Don't worry we'll be thinking of you next summer #not

Watching Spain knock Scotland out, definitely popcorn time! Don't worry we'll be thinking of you next summer #not

£12million? Can't see them accepting that myself..

LOL just found this in a box in the garage. Who'd have thought then, that they'd be in the Premiership now!

@TomWreckhead CORE.

Had a Chinese, now for some #FIFA12! 3 games of the season left..

#FIFA12 Unbelievable Jeff, tighter than a nuns vagina.

#FIFA12 I'm sitting in play-offs but oh dear what a horror show of a first half!

Very depressing time to set my alarm for on a Sunday!

@TomWreckhead You'd look good as a Jew.

#ThingsMenShouldntTextEachOther This, from my friend when he was drunk, what a queer. Short & (not) sweet.

Shit, that's fucked my season up. Top goalscorer Jon Macken impaled by a corner flag... #FIFA12

Sort of realised I'll never master the #FIFA12 defending so my approach is now 'just score more than the opponent'

Postman took his fucking time! #fifa12

Can't beat these! #nom

Did I ever tell you I'm a Jew?

So I didn't win the lottery. I'd have bought you all a pint too, shame.

@TomWreckhead @pritchardswyd LMAO funny shit! Even took a picture of me as I was taking one of him.. ;)